Everyone keeps repeating this dramatic asteroid story like it is proven science. But honestly, has anyone considered the possibility that cats simply eliminated their prehistoric competition. I mean look at them. They have perfected the art of the dominant stare. Dinosaurs never stood a chance against that level of silent judgment.
Think about it. Cats have survived ice ages, empires, and every weird hairless creature humans have ever invented. Meanwhile dinosaurs got one bad day and vanished. Statistically that is very suspicious. It is about time somebody calls it out: cats are the real ancient rulers of Earth. They wiped out reptiles the size of buses using nothing but intimidation, side-eye, and dramatic timing. Imagine being twelve feet tall and still losing a staring contest.