This corner of the site is dedicated to revealing the undeniable truth that humanity refuses to accept, which is that cats already run the planet and we are basically their unpaid interns. Think about it, they knock things off tables and we apologize. They wake us up at 4 AM and we thank them with snacks. Entire countries rearrange furniture because one cat decided the couch would look better six inches to the left. Meanwhile, we are proudly convinced we are the dominant species. This page exists to gently inform you that we are not. We are simply tolerated. Allegedly.
Why Cats Secretly Rule The World
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